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100 Feet

Ah, "SyFy" channel. The home of all the bad movies you could possibly want.

From the guide description: "Famke Janssen stars in this haunted-house tale about a woman who is sentenced to house arrest after she killed her abusive spouse in self-defense."

Now, my first issue with this is that if a case is ruled self-defense, there shouldn't BE a "sentence" after that judgment. In the movie, the spouse in question was a cop, but that shouldn't affect the situation after the ruling. Especially when Janssen's character was apparently in prison for an extended period of time (supposedly during the trial) and seems to have been attacked while incarcerated--any "sentence" following the ruling should have been reduced to time served.

Maybe I've watched too many crime shows.

The title comes from the limit of her house arrest monitor: her ankle bracelet will allow her to move within a 100-foot radius of the base unit. During the first few minutes of the movie, it's shown that the alarm starts beeping if she goes to the foyer of her house, or to the basement. But she has three minutes after the alarm starts before the police are alerted. She is sentenced to a year of house arrest, her neighbors are giving her the cold shoulder, and the local market delivers. With that, the "realistic" elements of the movie have been set up. (Of course, a plot hole: The standard residential floor is at most 8 feet high, with a central position in the house, the base unit shouldn't be more than 30 feet above the basement. Probably less.)

There aren't many characters with acting to critique. Janssen, as the star, is also the best of the actors; when questioned about bruises by her dead husband's former partner, she manages a convincing blend of battered housewife and New Yorker tough girl in her responses to him.

As the cop, Bobby Cannavale does not do an impressive job. He starts the movie barking angry, stakes out Janssen's house, demands to know who really killed her husband when he suspects someone is still beating on her, then immediately turns on her with accusations of insanity when she reveals her husband is haunting the house. Sure, it can be blamed on the writing, but even his delivery of the schizophrenic turns is unconvincing.

Ed Westwick is the young man delivering groceries and befriending Jannsen. He doesn't get a lot of screen time, but he is charming and believable.

It can be inferred from a conversation Janssen and Westwick have that the house was empty for about two years, maybe a little more; yet after the first ghostly encounter, there is suddenly a cat hanging out with Janssen's character--before she is visited by her sister, before she is visited by anyone other than the cop. Did one of the neighbors who won't even talk to her take the cat in, then bring it by? Did she take it in off the street, somehow well-fed and healthy?

(And since I'm watching this on television: Why can we show an obvious sex scene, but not say "shit"?)

Anything further might venture into spoiler territory. The movie isn't bad overall, containing more good actors than bad, and being comparatively good for the budget. Horror movies tend to require a suspension of disbelief anyway, so it's worth checking out if you're a fan of Janssen or Westwick, or the genre in general, despite the plot holes.
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Shutter Island

It has been a while since I saw the movie, but I finished the novel just yesterday.

I have to say it's one of the best adaptations I've seen. Only a few scenes were cut, and those would not have significantly contributed to the forward motion of the film. Some of the dialogue was word-for-word from the book and even the actors seemed chosen to match the descriptions the author gave.

I wasn't particularly shocked by what commercials called the "shocking ending," but I was intrigued, and spent hours after the movie thinking back over things that happened, and how the ending put a different light on them.

I won't spoil it here, but there is one minor change from the novel to the movie. A single thing said by a character at the end makes it more intriguing, leaving you to wonder what really happened.

Of course, even without that line, the novel leaves you wondering almost the same thing.
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Sorority Row

Rated R for violence, language, and some brief nudity and suggestions of sexual content.

When a prank goes wrong, a group of sorority sisters spend their senior year with a deadly secret. The night of their graduation, their secret comes back to haunt them.

Is that cheesy, or what?

Well, Sorority Row is more or less your typical dead-teenager movie, even though the "teenagers" in this case are almost all over the age of 20. One bloody death after another, some even amusing and inventive.

Briana Evigan (Step Up 2: The Streets, "Fear Itself: New Year's Day") is great as Cassie, the main character reluctantly pulled into the cover-up by her sorority sisters, and Carrie Fisher (Star Wars) comes in as the surprisingly bad-ass house mother.

In the end, I was actually surprised, which is unusual for for these "Who's killing everyone?" movies, but it's not an intelligent piece of high cinema. If, like me, you enjoy bloody justice dispensed to some highly unlikeable sorority archetypes, then you should have fun with this one.
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2012 - Blu Ray

Basic summary: According to the Mayan calendar, the world (as we know it) will end in 2012. The movie follows the attempts of a writer and his family to survive the apocalypse.

2012 was not Oscar material, but it's definitely an adrenaline-pumper. I hate to sound like a poster, but it's edge-of-your-seat action with some of the most beautiful explosions I've seen in a while


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Paranormal Activity - Alternate Ending

I rented Paranormal Activity on Blu-Ray and watched the alternate ending. It is similar to the theatrical ending, but it slightly more twisted and allows a different interpretation of the entire film. It ties the story up better, which would have been, of course, no good for a theatrical release of a horror film.

Does evil lie within, or without?
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Coming Soon

Tonight I am going to see Sherlock Holmes and Avatar.

In the meantime, I would like to introduce you to what is probably my favorite movie of all time


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On Reel - New Moon

I went to see New Moon Thanksgiving afternoon, and watched with an eye to writing a review. I kept in mind criticisms of the first Twilight movie--both my own and those I read on the internet--and watched for similar problems with this second movie.

By the time I left the theater, which was more crowded than I would have expected for a holiday matinee, I was scouring my fresh memory for things to keep the review from glowing like an angel


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