Amber Branson(don't) meet the spartans
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in short, it follows the movie 300, with parodies and spoofs of other shows and even celebrities. i have to admit that even epic movie was better than this. the beginning was hilarious enough, with the lead sean maguire looking very much like gerard butler as king leonidas. most guys would prolly be glued to carmen elektra/electra with her a*hem*ssets. quite honestly she has a hot body but the face… just leaves a lot to be desired. no matter, as long as dave navarro is happy then all is well in her world.
there’s britney spears and paris hilton. high-fives for the women and open-mouthed kisses for the men. it’s just at the point where they head off to meet the persians that things just go downhill. laughter ceases and your brain is just going “whadddaaafarrrkkk?!”. i don’t know if it’s insulting my intelligence or my ability to tolerate lameness at the lowest level. i’ve this strange suspicion that as the movie winds to an end, the directors must have gotten all lazy and figured this whole thing was going to blow.
and blow, it did.
a waste of money if you caught it in the theaters. i nearly killed myself for having paid 8bucks catching epic movie. if you really wanna watch it, rent it. or better yet, watch it online.
so many braincells died. so many braincells sacrificed. yeaaarrghhh!
and the penguin references. was it from happy feet or surf’s up?
in short, it follows the movie 300, with parodies and spoofs of other shows and even celebrities. i have to admit that even epic movie was better than this. the beginning was hilarious enough, with the lead sean maguire looking very much like gerard butler as king leonidas. most guys would prolly be glued to carmen elektra/electra with her a*hem*ssets. quite honestly she has a hot body but the face… just leaves a lot to be desired. no matter, as long as dave navarro is happy then all is well in her world.
there’s britney spears and paris hilton. high-fives for the women and open-mouthed kisses for the men. it’s just at the point where they head off to meet the persians that things just go downhill. laughter ceases and your brain is just going “whadddaaafarrrkkk?!”. i don’t know if it’s insulting my intelligence or my ability to tolerate lameness at the lowest level. i’ve this strange suspicion that as the movie winds to an end, the directors must have gotten all lazy and figured this whole thing was going to blow.
and blow, it did.
a waste of money if you caught it in the theaters. i nearly killed myself for having paid 8bucks catching epic movie. if you really wanna watch it, rent it. or better yet, watch it online.
so many braincells died. so many braincells sacrificed. yeaaarrghhh!
and the penguin references. was it from happy feet or surf’s up?
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thanks for commenting on my entries. i didn't think anyone would bother reading my reviews. it's a sad thing that shows like these end up on the big screen and other shows that are of similar budgets are just tossed aside or labelled indie or just... forgotten. grr. i mean really, couldn't they have come up with something more original and uniquely funny?
i'll need to be more cautious of such spoofs in the future.