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October 5th 2006 02:14
Ok so Angelina and Brad, otherwise known as Whocaresabrina, have enlisted David Beckham to be the personal soccer coach for Maddox their adopted child. This erks me.
Firstly don't you think that is putting just a bit too much pressure on the kid? Wether or not he shows talent at the sport doesn't mean that he should have a world famous soccer stud tutoring him. As most parents frustratedly know, most kids show talent quickly at anything you enrol them into. It's just the luck of the young - their brains and bodies are amazing up until teen years - and they can learn like mofos. Unfortunately the drive, commitment and attention span rarely matches the skill and it can be two terms and a lot of uniform and classes funds later that your little budding Beckham decides he no longer likes soccer. "Mikey is doing little athletics. That's what I want to do now!!! Nooooo.... I haaaaate soccer....... Puhleeseeeee..... I promise I’ll eat all my dinner if I can do little athletics with mikey!!!!!!...." "WHAAAAAHHHHHH". (That’s me crying at the end)
I am also on he verge of vomiting, and no it's not my morning sickness, but it's the Beckhams in general. They are just so overdone and vacuous. I'm almost sick of seeing them in their matching outfits desperately trying to make friends with Hollywood stars. David claiming he called Tom Cruise when he needs advice, and Posh seen taking a massively pregnant Katie Holmes around shopping. Not to mention Posh's failed attempts at becoming a hip hop artist with the help of Damon Dash, who obviously was just helping her out cause he had a massive crush on the tiny celeb. Word. I would like to see them stay in UK. I want Posh to put on a bit of weight so she has the slamming body again that she sported during the Spice Girls days. I David to take some speech classes so he doesn't sound like such a twat when he speaks. And I want to see a combined effort by them as a couple to NOT wear matching clothes.
Angelina and Brad. I want to hate them but I can't. No matter how much Brad does a complete image overhaul to match his woman of the time, and no matter how many creepy antics Angelina gets up to with her brother I just can't come up with a legitimate reason to hate. And I am trying really hard. Maybe I'll just hate on the basis that they are better looking than me and my husband, have way more money than the country my husband was born in and their kids will probably end up way better looking and famous than mine.
Next I want to see Posh give Shakira, Shakay, Zharish or whatever Brangelina’s kid is called (having a john Voight moment) singing lessons.
Firstly don't you think that is putting just a bit too much pressure on the kid? Wether or not he shows talent at the sport doesn't mean that he should have a world famous soccer stud tutoring him. As most parents frustratedly know, most kids show talent quickly at anything you enrol them into. It's just the luck of the young - their brains and bodies are amazing up until teen years - and they can learn like mofos. Unfortunately the drive, commitment and attention span rarely matches the skill and it can be two terms and a lot of uniform and classes funds later that your little budding Beckham decides he no longer likes soccer. "Mikey is doing little athletics. That's what I want to do now!!! Nooooo.... I haaaaate soccer....... Puhleeseeeee..... I promise I’ll eat all my dinner if I can do little athletics with mikey!!!!!!...." "WHAAAAAHHHHHH". (That’s me crying at the end)
I am also on he verge of vomiting, and no it's not my morning sickness, but it's the Beckhams in general. They are just so overdone and vacuous. I'm almost sick of seeing them in their matching outfits desperately trying to make friends with Hollywood stars. David claiming he called Tom Cruise when he needs advice, and Posh seen taking a massively pregnant Katie Holmes around shopping. Not to mention Posh's failed attempts at becoming a hip hop artist with the help of Damon Dash, who obviously was just helping her out cause he had a massive crush on the tiny celeb. Word. I would like to see them stay in UK. I want Posh to put on a bit of weight so she has the slamming body again that she sported during the Spice Girls days. I David to take some speech classes so he doesn't sound like such a twat when he speaks. And I want to see a combined effort by them as a couple to NOT wear matching clothes.
Angelina and Brad. I want to hate them but I can't. No matter how much Brad does a complete image overhaul to match his woman of the time, and no matter how many creepy antics Angelina gets up to with her brother I just can't come up with a legitimate reason to hate. And I am trying really hard. Maybe I'll just hate on the basis that they are better looking than me and my husband, have way more money than the country my husband was born in and their kids will probably end up way better looking and famous than mine.
Next I want to see Posh give Shakira, Shakay, Zharish or whatever Brangelina’s kid is called (having a john Voight moment) singing lessons.
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