Read + Write + Report
Home | Start a blog | About Orble | FAQ | Sites | Writers | Advertise | My Orble | Login

Couch Pumpkin - October 2006

OBESE plan Part 2

October 21st 2006 01:19
O so now I feel the pressure to deliver since the last post. I have brought up my 'ingenious' plan to a few friends and work colleagues and have noticed that the slim build people agree with me. While the larger people blast me for being so insensitive. "Well that's easy for you to say! You're tiny!"... This I didn't expect, as the first person I spoke to about it was my husband, who is pushing the overweight line into obesity, and he LOVED the idea.

So my plan is. If the nation is going further into debt because of obese related issues, it should be that after you reach a certain body fat index you are taxed slightly higher. So overweight people might have just a slight tax increase, and then obese people will have a higher tax increase. Now I know this sounds almost like punishing the obese for their condition, and encouraging unhealthy behavior in an attempt to stay in the lower tax brackets, but my plan is multi faceted.


As well as taxing larger people more, they will be offered free services such as gym membership, counseling, visits to the nutritionist etc. I don't know exactly how much on offer, or what services would be most appropriate, but I guess that would be determined by experts. Perhaps it would be different case by case, but I don't know if that would be the best course of action.

Initially, there may be no national savings, and perhaps it might even cost more to implement this idea. This, I think, isn't a big deal, as it is a long term plan. That just like drug rehab, the idea is to teach obese people better lifestyle plans, better stress coping mechanisms than hiding away from the world and eating etc. Skills they can use for the rest of their life. As their weight drops, so would their taxes, so it would be an extra incentive and boost to low self esteem. Further down the line of it being for the future, is that statistically, research has proven that fat adults, raise fat children, and slim adults raise slim children. So the skills learnt to stay healthy get passed down to each generation, and each generation will gradually reduce the amount of money that will be needed to cover obese related conditions.


Of course some people have medical conditions which result in excess weight, no matter what they do with their lifestyle or diet - and I would suggest they be except form the higher taxes.

117
Vote
   


Obese Plan PART 1

October 19th 2006 04:44
So it's very topical the last few years, in the developed western nations particularly. The weight crisis. Kids are fat. Adults are fat. Super sizing is normal. Australia is getting steadily obese. Although I find it hard to believe when they say 20% of women are obese - not just overweight, but obese. Recently my friend's held a dinner and there were 20 of us there. Statistically there should have been around four OBESE women chewing down on the chicken wings, but there was not even ONE 'solid' woman amongst us. Granted half of the ladies were Asian (dam skinny cows) but still.... I think of most the people I know, and there is only a handful of overweight people in the dozens of people I know.

I was shocked recently when I read how much of tax payers money goes into covering Medicare costs on obese related conditions and services. Now I am not rich, or stuck up, or particularly Generation Y ("me me me") but a little part of me feels angry at these obese people. C'mon, I am struggling financially - and nowadays I have to pay $50 every time I see my local doctor, and can no longer afford counseling because Medicare is covering less and less. Don't even get me started on dental! It seems a little unfair that the tax department are demanding I pay them back $145 (which I don't have) and there are big fatty's out there shoving their faces with Pringles... That was low... I don't really mean that.... It just seems a bit unbalanced...

And I know there are self esteem, education and lifestyle factors that contribute to being obese. I also know food can be an addiction just like heroin and cigarettes. I know the cycle is that you feel bad, you eat more, you get fatter, you feel worse, you eat again .... etc.... but I have a plan.

Next post will be my ingenious plan to help the national Medicare debt, help these poor obese Australians and generally help Australia.
92
Vote
   


Pussycat Dolls - Beep

October 6th 2006 01:10
This hit, featuring Will.i.am is so catchy. It comes on the radio and I bop and sing and dance. I think about how I wish I looked like ANY of the 'dolls' or at least had a smidgen of their talents....

But whenever I actually pay attention to the lyrics I laugh my ass off. It's quite possible that this is one of the dumbest songs that ever has been released to the public.

"Only want what they want".... Ahhhh deep.... I thought they might want what they didn't want...

"You didn't know that no don't mean yes, it means no". Ok, not quite as succinct as 'no means no' but I get the point. I think...

"And two, oh just two us so try to get your (Ahh). Do you know that I know? And I don't want to go there." No comment.

Their mind boggling lyrics are rivalled only by Justin Timberlake and "I'm bringing sexy back". Thank gawd he let me know it's coming back. I have been doing butt ugly for months now - how winter 2006!

Pussycat Dolls - from wikipedia
Pussycat Dolls - from wikipedia


Image of the pussycat dolls is from Pussycat Dolls page on Wikipedia.
114
Vote
   


Beckham-Jolie-Pitt

October 5th 2006 02:14
Ok so Angelina and Brad, otherwise known as Whocaresabrina, have enlisted David Beckham to be the personal soccer coach for Maddox their adopted child. This erks me.

Firstly don't you think that is putting just a bit too much pressure on the kid? Wether or not he shows talent at the sport doesn't mean that he should have a world famous soccer stud tutoring him. As most parents frustratedly know, most kids show talent quickly at anything you enrol them into. It's just the luck of the young - their brains and bodies are amazing up until teen years - and they can learn like mofos. Unfortunately the drive, commitment and attention span rarely matches the skill and it can be two terms and a lot of uniform and classes funds later that your little budding Beckham decides he no longer likes soccer. "Mikey is doing little athletics. That's what I want to do now!!! Nooooo.... I haaaaate soccer....... Puhleeseeeee..... I promise I’ll eat all my dinner if I can do little athletics with mikey!!!!!!...." "WHAAAAAHHHHHH". (That’s me crying at the end


[ Click here to read more ]
76
Vote
   


Music on the weekends

October 1st 2006 01:31
My eldest child spends every second weekend at his biological father's house. As much as I love the kid, I also love these weekends because it means in the mornings I get to hold the remote! Instead of horrible cartoons and children's shows I can regress to my teenage years and watch hours of music videos. I can get the heads up on the fahions, the styles of music, who seems to be hot this second, and for a few hours in a fortnight I can feel with it. Hey I'm not just some daggy mum, I actually know who sings Bossy. It's Kelis. And yeah of course I knew patent leather pants are in ala Little BIrdy. Not to mention I am completely and totally well aware of the fact that I hate Axel Whitehead. I wish he were a hwitehead so I could squeeze him off the face of the Earth.

The man is so absorbed with himself it drives me crazy. He asks his guests questions and then answers them himself. Case in point - this morning. He was interviewing Amy Lee, from Evanescence and asked "If you could chose anyone dead or alive to make up your dream band who would you chose?" and as she was inhaling to speak he said "I would chose Freddy Mercury for lead singer... blah blah blah" and kept talking over the girl when she tried to speak. Another case in point of his self obsession and promotion was giving Pari Hilton a shirt that read "I love Axel". And at any opportunity he can he mentions his own band, and tries to 'jam' with every artist. AXEL YOU FAILED ON IDOL!! NO ONE WANTS YOU AS A MUSICIAN! Just ask the bloody questions and look cute for godsake


[ Click here to read more ]
84
Vote
   


More Posts
4 Posts
1 Posts
10 Posts
22 Posts dating from September 2006
Email Subscription
Receive e-mail notifications of new posts on this blog:

yin's Blogs

I have no other blogs :(
Moderated by yin
Copyright © 2006 2007 2008 On Topic Media PTY LTD. All Rights Reserved. Design by Vimu.com.
On Topic Media ZPages: Sydney |  Melbourne |  Brisbane |  London |  Birmingham |  Leeds     [ Advertise ] [ Contact Us ] [ Privacy Policy ]